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Skytroopers
songs of war, peace and love from Vietnam
 

19 Vietnam War Songs
written and performed by Richard Morris


www.VietWarSongs.com


Links 

Skytroopers:
Vietnam Tour of Duty
 www.skytroopers.org

 

Vietnam Veterans of America: www.vva.org

 

Co. A,  2nd Battalion,

5th Cavalry Regiment,

1st Cavalry Division (Vietnam)

www.leanapache.org

 

5th U.S. Cavalry
Association:
www.5thcav.org/

 

1st Cavalry Division
Association: www.1cda.org

 

The US Cavalry
Association:
Fort Riley KA:
www.USCavalry.org

 

History of the
5th Cavalry Regiment
 

 

 C Co. 2nd Battalion,

5th Cavalry Regiment,

1st Cavalry Division (Airmobile) www.tallcomanche.org

 

2-5 Short History

 

Vietnam Veterans Against The War

 

Veterans For Peace

 

Jazz paintings
by William C. Byers www.byersgallery.net

 

  
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cologne No. 10 For Men 
a Vietnam novel by Richard Morris

               "I love the way Wilfred recycles the bodies.
That's fabulous stuff with a direct line to Heller's Catch-22
and perfectly captures the insanity of the Vietnam War."
 
                    –Richard Peabody, editor of Gargoyle Magazine


Kirkus: A soldier in Vietnam invents a uniquely absurd solution to the horrors of war.

A relatively naïve Wilfred Carmenghetti comes to the Far East to outmaneuver the draft and save the Western world, but when he lands at the First Battalion to join an air-mobile platoon in the 13th Cavalry, the young Army lieutenant is greeted with a profane censure of communism and the offer of a $30 prostitute. Once he gets over his initial dismay, Wilfred accepts his place in this peculiar milieu by bonding with a black rabble-rouser named Joshua Henry and falling madly in love with a dilettante Vietnamese girl.

Morris, once a rifle platoon leader who tread in the same rice paddies as his fictional character, writes convincingly of battle, bloodshed and the disarming brevity of sudden, violent death. He also infuses his war story with the black humor prevalent in many modern American war stories like Catch-22 or M.A.S.H. as Wilfred struggles to outmaneuver the incompetently bureaucratic Lt. Col. Clary, his lapdog Capt. Simms and an engaging, philosophical Vietnamese spy. The book, played out in discrete segments following groups of characters on missions that usually relate more to their own motivations than the company line, also carries echoes of Tim O’Brien’s similarly toned The Things They Carried.

Eventually Wilfred, traumatized by his experiences and absorbed in a debate with himself over the nature of humanity, arrives at a fanciful conclusion that involves recycling the bodies of dead Vietcong to satisfy his superior’s appetite for grossly elevated body counts. “What we need to create is the functional equivalent of war: Everything except the killing,” he says. To wit, the illusion of war.

A funny and serviceable satire about the gross rationalizations that propel war and peace. "                             Kirkus Discoveries Review


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Hits on this site since August 14, 2008:Hit Counter

   
finally a cure for the stink of war    

 

Readers call it:


- a riveting read that blends drama, romance and humor

-
realism  that only someone who was there can appreciate

 

- powerful; how war changes men

 

  - humor, irony, tragedy and spirituality

all woven together

  - an anti-war novel in the best tradition

  (but  aren't all war novels anti-war novels)


- altogether hilarious, dinky dau,
delightfully wacky

- zany
...tactics that foil the army brass


 
Read it one long night and loved it!

-- Ole fart "Poppa," Southwest USA
July 2008

As a fellow Cav trooper, this book brought back fond memories of the great friends and infrequent happy moments made and shared by soldiers growing out of the unreal existence that was combat...
a story of what could/should have been.

It had me laughing out loud at how dinky-dau we and Morris's characters had gotten.