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Skytroopers
songs of war, peace and love from Vietnam

 

hear the songs
or buy a CD
at CD Baby!

http://cdbaby.com/cd/richardmorris  
 

19 Vietnam War Songs
written and performed by Richard Morris


Lyrics at

www.VietWarSongs.com

 


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Appearances, Signings and Readings

Well Considered

  3-13-10       Women's Expo Forum Book Lovers Cafe - Catonsville (MD) Community College
                                http://www.womensexpomd.com/exhibitors/index.html#booklovers 

  4-17-10       Free Library Festival Street Fair & Literary MarketplacePhiladelphia Book Festival
                                http://libwww.freelibrary.org/bookfestival/program_exhibitors.cfm 

  4-25-10        Kensington International Day of the Book – Howard Avenue, Kensington, Maryland
                               
http://www.dayofthebook.com/
à  Participants à Authors

  5-29-10        Haverford College, Haverford, Pennsylvania, Alumni Weekend - http://www.haverford.edu 

    6-5-10         Bowiefest - Allen Pond - Bowie, MD
                                 http://www.cityofbowie.org/Forms/bowiefest_vendor_applic2010.pdf

                 

 


 Coming
 In February

  A new novel

  

   A novel of suspense, mystery, history, and humor,
   as Ron Watkins looks into the 1907 mob murder
   of his great-grandfather on a Maryland tobacco
   plantation.

 


 

  

 

 

 

 


 
  

  

     "I love the way Wilfred recycles the
     bodies. That's fabulous stuff  with a
     direct line to Heller's Catch-22 and
     perfectly captures  the insanity of
    the Vietnam War."

   
Richard Peabody, editor
    
Gargoyle Magazine


            

Readers call it:


- a riveting read that blends drama, romance and humor

-
realism  that only someone who was there can appreciate

 

- powerful; how war changes men

 

  - humor, irony, tragedy and spirituality

all woven together

  - an anti-war novel in the best tradition

  (but  aren't all war novels anti-war novels)


- altogether hilarious, dinky dau,
delightfully wacky

- zany
...tactics that foil the army brass


 
Read it one long night and loved it!

-- Ole fart "Poppa," Southwest USA
July 2008

As a fellow Cav trooper, this book brought back fond memories of the great friends and infrequent happy moments made and shared by soldiers growing out of the unreal existence that was combat...
a story of what could/should have been.

It had me laughing out loud at how dinky-dau we and Morris's characters had gotten.

Hilarious, dinky dau, delightfully wacky!

Cologne No. 10 For Men 
  a Vietnam novel by Richard Morris

  finally a cure for the stink of war


KUDOS

Writer's Digest says “This is truly a superb novel of the Vietnam war, a novel that compares favorably with those earlier “dark humor” war novels such as CATCH-22 and M.A.S.H. The writing crackles with authenticity.”

Kirkus says: A soldier in Vietnam invents a uniquely absurd solution to the horrors of war.

A relatively naïve Wilfred Carmenghetti comes to the Far East to outmaneuver the draft and save the Western world, but when he lands at the First Battalion to join an air-mobile platoon in the 13th Cavalry, the young Army lieutenant is greeted with a profane censure of communism and the offer of a $30 prostitute. Once he gets over his initial dismay, Wilfred accepts his place in this peculiar milieu by bonding with a black rabble-rouser named Joshua Henry and falling madly in love with a dilettante Vietnamese girl.

Morris, once a rifle platoon leader who tread in the same rice paddies as his fictional character, writes convincingly of battle, bloodshed and the disarming brevity of sudden, violent death. He also infuses his war story with the black humor prevalent in many modern American war stories like Catch-22 or M.A.S.H. as Wilfred struggles to outmaneuver the incompetently bureaucratic Lt. Col. Clary, his lapdog Capt. Simms and an engaging, philosophical Vietnamese spy. The book, played out in discrete segments following groups of characters on missions that usually relate more to their own motivations than the company line, also carries echoes of Tim O’Brien’s similarly toned The Things They Carried.

Eventually Wilfred, traumatized by his experiences and absorbed in a debate with himself over the nature of humanity, arrives at a fanciful conclusion that involves recycling the bodies of dead Vietcong to satisfy his superior’s appetite for grossly elevated body counts. “What we need to create is the functional equivalent of war: Everything except the killing,” he says. To wit, the illusion of war.

A funny and serviceable satire about the gross rationalizations that propel war and peace. "                                   Kirkus Discoveries Review


Available at Amazon.com, iUniverse.com, Barnesandnoble.com, and other on-line
booksellers
(search on Cologne No. 10 For Men), or call 1-800-288-4677.
Paperback  $14.95
Hardback  $24.95